| Royal Wedding | Wrath of the Dragon God | |
|---|---|---|
| Bad sequels to equally bad movies | Check | Check |
| Has Julia Stiles playing a leading role | Noâthough she was in the first one | No |
| Stars an actress youâve never seen before in your life but are now watching in a double feature, back to back | Her name? Clemency Burton-Hill. Her nationality? British. Where has she been all your life? Not in any good movies. | Movie you see her in 3 days later? Supernova with Luke Perry and Tia Carrere. How sad was that? Pretty damn sad. |