June 10, 2004

(metreon, with mom, snuck in, 4/15/04, 3:50pm)

i was so excited about this movie. this movie was hideously lame. much like jason right now is a gimp on crutches, this movie couldn't amble if it tried.

the dialogue! oh crap the dialogue! it was like, "i am going to be extremely dead-pan humor, nonchalant hero, sardonic, laconic hellboy now. watch me drops these pearls of perfect script for you, oh wait, wait for it, i slipped and puked poop all over you instead."

moral of the movie: what makes a man a man? (thus to grant humanity to the hell boy) the choices he makes, not how he starts, but how he chooses to end things. the end.

yeah, the lame choices, the bad acting, the stupidity, and bad fighting skills. heh. you suck, movie, suck.

Posted by michele at June 10, 2004 10:58 AM

You're crazy, woman.

Oh, that's all. I'm done now. Go about your business.

Posted by: Dianna on June 10, 2004 11:00 AM

what? did you like it?

Posted by: michele on June 10, 2004 11:03 AM

I did!

Mind you, I haven't read the comics. It might be one of those things where it's either fun and new, or a travesty, depending if you were already a fan.

Posted by: Dianna on June 10, 2004 12:01 PM

Wow... Not only didn't like it, but HATED it? Perhaps you're confusing Hellboy with another movie. Maybe you're thinking of The Hulk or some such.

Posted by: Jacob on June 10, 2004 12:20 PM

i didn't hate it. i just wasn't impressed by it. and i haven't read the comics either, so i have no basis for that.

Posted by: michele on June 10, 2004 12:43 PM