July 16, 2003
pirates of the caribbean

this movie rocked. seriously. so much fun. i mean, if you want something SERIOUS and THINKABLE than screw you. but the swordfight swashbuckling, the beautiful people, the crazy dialogue of johnny depp as CAPTAIN jack sparrow. all so good. explosions! boats! ships, i mean! beaches! treasure! i could go on! but i will stop!


favorite things about this movie:
the insouciant johnny depp playing a drunken, manic pirate to the very hilt of his ability. the man is a fucking genius.
the incredibly sexy-cute facial expressions of orlando bloom and his camaraderie with johnny depp and love of the pretty girl. plus he's just adorable.
keira knightley's gorgeously tanned skin, long legs, beautiful eyeballs, the package does it for me. i'm reminded with delight of the scene in 'bend it like beckham' when she's dancing with jonathan rhys-meyer in the club in germany in that tiny little pink top. holy sweet jesus. hot. but that's another movie. i will stop talking about it too.

favorite dialogue bits:
sparrow rips off elizabeth's corset
soldier man: "never would have thought of that."
JS: "clearly you've never been to singapore."

commodore: "you're the the worst pirate i've ever heard of"
JS: "ah but you have HEARD of me."

and then the whole sea turtle escape method when will is hearing about it for the first time.
"he roped the sea turtles together into a raft."
will: "he roped sea turtles. (pause) what did he use for rope?"
stumped silence till the camera pans out to show sparrow
JS: human hair. from my back." swishily walks off. oh the swish. so great.

anyway, i seriously enjoyed this movie and recommend it highly. to the point where i will say that upon release this movie will be mine immediately. that is how much i liked it. you can say that due to the number of movies i own, some of them quite crap, that's not much of a recommendation. but keep in mind most of those i buy for discounted prices to free, i don't often buy movies the day they're released. that requires forethought and planning that i don't usually possess because i'm lazy. but for pirates i will scrape together all my faculties.

other reviews:


Posted by michele at July 16, 2003 09:37 PM

yargh! walking skeleton! was she part of the original ride?

Posted by: didofoot on July 17, 2003 01:49 PM

yes, it's always nice when the stomach has no meat on it and yet still manages to stick out beyond the breasts. given how hot she was in pirates, where the old-timey clothing created the illusion of a feminine form, and how pretty her face is, that's an extremely unfortunate body she's carrying around.

Posted by: holohan on July 17, 2003 02:50 PM

you guys are crazy. she is gorgeous.

Posted by: michele on July 17, 2003 02:56 PM

her face is gorgeous and she's got the body to protect it. sorry--that was mean. no, she's just in dire need of some flesh to go with those bones. somebody, give her a hamburger.

Posted by: jade on July 17, 2003 03:11 PM

I'm with the rest of them. She's way too skinny in that photo

Posted by: nuala on July 17, 2003 07:58 PM

mmmm luscious for the licking...

Posted by: michele on July 17, 2003 11:09 PM

i really enjoyed the movie.It acually was the great american movie I ever saw. I wanted to see if keira knightly has an email address if she does please send it to golshan91@yahoo.com
Thanks Bye

Posted by: Golshan on September 5, 2003 09:16 AM

hey, this is rather late, but i really really wanna know what the reference to singapore is about. if anyone has any idea could you just email me and tell me? it's killing me, i'm from singapore and i can't think of anything. thanks.

Posted by: wayne on September 20, 2003 10:25 AM

She is the finest ever thing to grace this planet!!!!

Posted by: Laurie on January 4, 2004 09:28 AM

Does anyone know if she has an E-mail address.
If you know can you E-mail it to me at twistedtwintwo@aol.com

Posted by: Eliza on January 11, 2004 03:51 PM

Hey, if anyone knows keira's email address, please email it to me. i'd really like to contact her, thanks.


Posted by: Fiona on January 26, 2004 11:22 AM

So does anyone know keira's e mail, if you do please send it to us too. She's my favourite actress, she's so beautiful and talented. I love the Pirates of the Caribbean


Posted by: @dam on March 22, 2004 05:09 AM

she is so fit and sexy and needs no extra meat what so ever!!

Posted by: Adam on April 12, 2004 04:09 AM

First off, what the helll are half of you smoking?! She is the best looking chick in the whole damn world, bitch if you must about her being too skinny, but do it talking to yourself, rocking back and forth in a dark corner.

Posted by: Satan aka Andrew on April 17, 2004 12:51 AM

i have to say i'm impressed by this comment. usually when people disagree with something written on this page they have no concept of either grammar or spelling. this comment is almost perfect (hell vs helll) and even, shockingly, articulate.

satan aka andrew, how excited are you to see her as guinevere in that new king arthur movie? after all, she'll be half naked and covered in the picts blue war paint. oh i'm excited, (though still confused as to how guinevere became a pict warrior).

Posted by: michele on April 17, 2004 10:01 AM

the temptation to pull a "linda c." and give all these folks kiera's email address is strong, so strong.

Posted by: didofoot on April 17, 2004 10:25 AM

If anyone knows keira knightleys email address, email it to me at Lynnepask@aol.com

Posted by: Sam Pask on May 13, 2004 11:26 AM

I'm a huuuuge fan of Keira's and I hope she comes on this site so she can know I'm her biggest fan! She Rox! She's so pretty and really funny! I wish i could meet her! I also really like Orli Bloom, but I wish he would dump Kate and date Keira! She deservs him more than any-one! When I'm 17 i'm gonna move to London and be an acrtess like the wonderful Keira!

Posted by: Juliette on May 21, 2004 09:45 PM

If anyone knows keira knightleys email address, email it to me :nadi_sha@yahoo.com

Posted by: nadi on June 4, 2004 06:36 AM

I would just like to state a few obvious facts. Kiera Knightley is God's gift to all mankind. She is gorgeous, smart, funny, athletic, and most importantly human. She makes me feel not quite so small in the scale of things. If Kiera ever reads this I hope she knows that she's got a friend and a fan in Minnesota, USA.

Posted by: Adm Truhler on June 14, 2004 04:45 PM

No doubt she's a good looking girl. However her acting talent remains to be seen. She was okay in Pirates, but Johnny Depps performance overshadowed everyone else so who could really tell there. As for Love Acutally, her part was completely useless. I loved that movie but there were just too many plot-lines and a couple of useless characters, hers included. We'll see what she's like as Guinevere.

Posted by: Clint on June 15, 2004 09:41 AM

sexy pict stomach-revealing warrior with blue swirl tattoos! who cares how she acts?!

Posted by: michele on June 15, 2004 09:55 AM

p.s. she was good in bend it like beckham, i thought.

Posted by: michele on June 15, 2004 09:56 AM

I admittedly haven't seen "Beckham." I did hear that she was quite good in it.

Posted by: Clint on June 15, 2004 10:02 AM

I'm a huge Keira fan, but I must say, she is way to thin! I mean, she does two hours at the gym a day!

Posted by: giulietta on June 25, 2004 07:25 PM

Yea I was also wondering if anybody has her e-mail address to send it to me at wobblyheadedbob@hotmail.com

Posted by: Mike Sangi on July 16, 2004 03:30 PM

shes thin yeah but its all muscle. shes gorgeous and talented.

Posted by: krystina on July 18, 2004 02:27 AM

can some body tell me keiras e-mail address please? My e-mail addrss is dileepadi@hotmail.com

Posted by: dileepa on April 28, 2005 05:26 AM

If anyone out there has Keiras e-mail, can you please let me know :)

thanks (antrod123@yahoo.com)

Posted by: mike on August 19, 2005 05:11 AM

Forget Keira!!! What's Johnny's e-mail address or address proper in France?

Posted by: mh on February 4, 2006 03:19 AM

pleease. keiras the hottest girl ever. too skinny my asshole, i dont want no lump of walking lard with cellulite everywhere.

shes perfect

Posted by: steve on May 25, 2006 06:08 AM